Make the dressing
Whisk the mayonnaise, sour cream, cider vinegar, pineapple juice, brown sugar, orange zest, and all-purpose seasoning in a small bowl until smooth.
About 3 min
Make the slaw
Add the shredded cabbage, green onions, cilantro, pineapple, and jalapeño to a medium bowl. Toss until evenly mixed.
About 4 min
Finish
Pour the dressing over the cabbage mixture and toss until everything is lightly coated. Serve right away.
About 3 min

